Kid Quotes
"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
- Donna Maria G, age 9
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
- Rob P, age 8
"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it."
- Steven B, age 8
"Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs."-
Susie F., age 7
"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
- Beau M., age 10
That's why they have the show ... "kids says the darnest things"
They are an amazing bunch of people. You got to salute them sometimes :)
But Daddy
My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store.
Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on.
Getting annoyed, he scolded, "Madison! Stop that!"
"But, Daddy," she replied, "I'm just trying to get my gum back."
[adapted from x-walk]
Lol. omg!
with that constant twingling, messing and pulling, i wonder how distrauted he'll look out in the crowd.
Lesson:
Don't give your kids gum when u piggyback them. And more importantly ...
Always prepare for plan B when you have kids :)
5 comments:
hey u also subscribe to You Make Me Laugh right! Copy me! ha :P jk
btw if you want to remove gum, just take an ice cube n place it at the gum for a while. the gum will be easily removed. eeeeh ba~~ haha i read that from somewhere and tried it out too. tested n proven!
There's a child in everyone! =)
stormy :
lol. wad can i say, a scientist says it best in this scene.
But well you know, kids might not know and they will keep on playing with it like a play-dough set. When your whole hair is infested with sticky gums, A call for 911 might be inevitable.
Either way, you should have a referendum or something. Sign 100 k signatures [the absolute democracy we learn in social studies] with the proposal of using this plan and relinquishing the ban of chewing gum.
And all Singaporeans say... Amen :P haa
Windy :
yea. There's so many characters/personalities that we can actually identify ourselves with. And the most prominent period where we can see these personalities might be ...... right now! When we are in our teens. I feel that puberty doesn't end like Science tells us. It stretches along while ahead as far as i know. Just observe the people around ya ;)
So tired today -___-
you don't need to call 911 lah. just go to every guy's favourite island (p. tekong) to get a nice haircut. ;)
yea every guy's fav island.
rite ..
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