-=Lamey jokes to baffle yr day=-
This week featuring : Nightmare Chem

1.What is a cation afraid of?
Ans : A dogion

2.According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
Ans: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

3.What did one atom tell another?
I think I lost an electron
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm positive. >>> this is quite common .. mrs cheng told us in SA b4

4.What do dipoles say in passing by each other?
Have you got a moment?

5.What weapon can you make from the elements
potassium, nickel, Iodine and iron?
Ans: A KNIFe.

6.What did one titration tell the other?
Ans: Let's meet at the endpoint.

7. What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
Ans: Methylated spirits.

8. 25. If H20 is water what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .