-=Lamey Jokes to baffle your day|=
This time featuring : Women ?? [hehe no offence]

Confidential Database of woman[stolen from woman union camp]
Element : woman
Symbol : O+
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic Mass : Accepted as 55kg but known to vary from 45 to 225 kg

Physical properties:
1. Bodily surface normally covered with powder or paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason

Chemical Properties:
1. React well to gold, platinum and all other precious stones
2. Explodes spontaneously, without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reduing agent known to man

Common use:
1. Highly Ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be very effective cleaning agents

Hazards:
1. Turns green when place alongside a superior specimen
2. *erm better not type out*

ps: To all ladies ... dun take it too harsh .. edify the words here to suit yr pleasure
To guys... hmm *nods nods in agreement* =D