Fun time


Do you know ?

All That Glitters - A woman's Best Friend
In SK Jewellery, u can get diamond rings for $39 !!
Downside: Diamond rings are 2nd-class quality. They are real diamonds but haaa .. u'll get only a speck of diamond which is 0.1 carat =). The article also mentioned that it will shine .. most likely only when u shine bright light on it.
Nevertheless, guys esp teenagers can now also afford to give their gf diamond rings !! ^^

Lamey Joke Series Return.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
7. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

8. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answ! er:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!