Ok Here is the real thing :
W143 cum cum cum W281 simple movie outing.
Turns out to be a W143 outing with a guest from W281. There are all in all 7 of us together. Turtle was the guest. I just have to say a thousand apologies to everyone. Everythign was a flop. Attendance was poor because of poor communication. What's worst is that i did not buy the tickets in time. I admit i was too complacent. Too idiotic to notice that cinemas in the weekdays can be equally crowded as well. An originally planned 7 pm show had to be postponed to a 10pm show. End up only 5 of us can watch this show cos the other timings either have no vacencies .. or only have 1st row seats. I feel horrible.
Well actually , i met Kevin and Chong for Lan, cos they are gonna teach me a game. And in the end we got bogged down and left late. Have to call Ken to buy tix for us ... and what's more.. we got the wrong tix ... they gave us a 10 pm show instead of 7pm. Then we found out there is no more seats ...
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Well i've honestly be neglecting my blog. Not a good thing. At least i must do some bit of justice to this little web-haven.
*Lets take a ride in the time machine*
Haa - time to recap what i've gone thru the past few days and weeks .... Not that it's fun to recap .. but its good to shelve my thoughts somewhere .. at least in a place which you can look back and admire.
Jason's X'mas Day Special
Lol ... so backdated. X'mas was my favourite - time .... season .. whatever u call it ... - time of the year. Since its so long ago ... and its kinda late ... i'll chop/cut everything short.
Woke up in the morning ... hey ... i was still await at 1 am. Still playing MMORPG game. I woke up at around 8 and rush down to Kallang MRT to meet Nurul and Shu Xian ... whom are Aaron's friends. I'm bringing them to my church Service ! Guess what? i've not met them b4 ... and neither have they. I consider me myself a brave guy .. haha and of course they ar...
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Christmas .... has finally arrived. On this very faithful cold morning as i type ... Jingle bells !
Carols, Carollers, Musicin the house, Music on the street .. Sounds of the sweet vocals ... Silver bells ~!
Musicals, Church Celebrations, Fellowshipping of the Saints, praying and thanksgiving ... Adeste Fideles ~!
Well wishes, greeting cards, Christmas Sales flyers, Colourful gifts .... simply Feliz Navidad
Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful ... and since we've no place to gooo Let is snow ... let is snow .. Let it snow ~!
Christmas my favourtie time .... my favourite season has come so fast. During the A levels period ... i was still dreaming of Christmas and all its splendor. Christmas .... has undoubtly different effects on each and single one of us. Well probably some might feel no nothint at all. But one cannot simply ignore the beautiful Christmas decos put up on the streets and in practically every shopping mall in Singap...
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Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
I want to wish you.
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I watched Ocean 12 today. Haa this is a pretty cool show .... a very twisted plotty show. We got the bottom left hand seats which makes the viewing very horrible. In other words ****. lol fill in the blanks.
Well the show is kinda good and unless u r familair with the previous movie ... Ocean 11 .. you better team up with others to watch this show cos ... its only at the end of the show ... probably after some discussion ... then you'll get what the show is driving at. A simple objective complicated by the twisty plot. Anyway X'mas is coming. Santa's watching. Gotta be a good boy!
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Day of Fun.
Main Game played : Shi Zhi Lu Kou (Chinese Eating Game)
Game instructions & objective:
Firstly, the name of the first dish will be given. Let say Ji Fan [Chinese pronounciation of Chicken rice]. Teams have to raise around the neighbourhood to search for this chicken rice dish. Buy it and eat it. Then, they have to continue to buy another dish by using the last word "fan" as the first word of the next dish. Eg: 1st dish - Ji Fan. 2nd dish - Fan Chai. and so on and so for. Teams must eat 4 dish in total before they can get to know what's their final dish. So after finishing 4 dishes, they have to call the "angels or Tian Shi" or the gamemasters and report to them to get their clue to the last dish. Before they get to know what's their last dish, they would be given 3 cateogries of questions in which they must choose one to answer. If they answer rightly they can get their clue for the last dish. If not they would have to do a forfeit b...
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Well i kinda MIA myself from this sanctuary for a long long time. Guess its time to clear the fungus and moss-es in here. I had 3 day of fun and exciting adventure. Ha. I remembered the last time i blog, i posted stuffs about IVU - IntraVenous Urogram. That time i became samurai men and got cool liquid dyes run all over my body. Well this time .. i underwent another cool procedure. Introducing ...
Kidney/Renal Biopsy
pls note : The subject is not enjoying any part of the procedure but is happy to blog about the happenings of it just to scare the kids next door. Ha~
More information : http://patients.uptodate.com/topic.asp?file=kidn_dis/6752
[caution : very detailed. Read at your own risk]
Well i have to be admitted to Tan Tock Seng Hospital [TTSH] 1 day before the actual procedure. I was there on 12/12/2004 around 3.30pm. Everything was as per normal. And men .. this is my 1st time staying in a hopsital. Sounds qutie exciting. The not so exciting part is when the...
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Maple Story
Since its holiday now ... i have more time to tell stories. Long long ago, in a far far away land, there lives a young woodchopper. His name is Sonic Legion. After his parents brought him to watch "The incredibles" in the cinema, he decided to aspire to be a great superhero. Well he learnt alot from his father. His Father was once a great reknown cockroach slayer whom can slay almost anything that moves under his sharp falcon eyes. His father has always said " The strength of hero doesn't like with his muscles but trully on his heart" Being a well respected cockroach slayer, his Father has many been in many quest to save citizens from the evil cockroaches.
One fine day, his father went missing. It was heard from rumours that he was captured by King Cockroach. Soon enough, it was confirmed by a tv-wide telecast in pest-channel that King Cockroach had him. Legions's mom was bewildered and was on the verge of breaking down. Legion had to do ...
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After along while, our hero decided to befriend the snail. Here he sits next to the snail and pat his head happily. Well better a friend than a foe, isn't that what they say? His father's words ring pretty true, if u can remember.
The red snail told Legion that he is the only hope in the dark dark world in maple land. However our hero cannot stay long on maple land cos there isn't much he can do but slay snails and mushrooms. He needs to grow powerful in order to rescure his dad! He told the snail his story and the snail told him that there is a Flying ship in South Perry of maple land that bringd passengers to Victoria Island. There he can find out more about being a true hero.
And pop, he goes to Victoria Island. He is currently level 6. But don't worry, he will be strong.
*To be continued*
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~-# Prom Nite #-~
Venue: Gran Corpthone. RiverFront Hotel
Time : 1900 - 0100
Today was our prom nite, YEAA. The first and the last school-wide event we have after A's. The day we get to say the "byebye" and give hugs to all our good old buddies. Haaa at least that was what we would expect to see.
Well, i was together with most of my classmates .. having a table of our own ... however, unfortunately we have to sit right at the back of the hall. The place was brightly decorated with lights and red/orange balloons tied to the chairs. Each table has a booklet of Prom King and Prom Queen nomination tickets, the menu, some spices and a bowl of candles. Pretty nice set-up. We settled down at around 7.30 and the whole dinner commence at 8 pm.
And men .... i couldn't really recognise everyone. Everyone was like wow .... so handsome and pretty. Some of my friends hired a make-up artist to style their hairs and appearances with [if i am not wrong] 70 bucks. I was...
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Taufik won. Wahahaha. But truly he is better than Slyvester. Wonder what i am talking about ?? Singapore Idols. My very first episode ...... was to watch the finals .. lol. And men Taufik's voice was damn cool. Anyway they are all cool. =D
Haa didn't blog lately. Wanted to ... but ended up playing games. Lol . Celebrated Jason Chong's Birthday. Haa we went to Garrick's house for some fun watching the TV and eating potato chips. We also played game and Jason ... not me ... the birthday boy got 5 "it" or "forfeits". And haa Garrick suggested something cool for the forfeit. Finding a 5 cent coins in a plate full of meal worms. And mind you, the worms are real long ... with legs ... its like greying centipedes. hahaha and he had to find this coin embbeded in wood shaving and meal worms. Haa and of course he found it.
That was all. =D
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LOOK IT'S A BIRD ... I'TS A PLANE .. NONO IT'S OVER !!! A LEVEL's OVER. WAHAHAHAHA
It's over. After 2 years of education in college, the final battle has ceased. And thus another new adventure emerge.
Currently playing/trying out :
1)Maple Story - MMORPY
2)FF8 - RPG
3)Diable 2 -RPG
4)CS - RPG
5) Conquest - MMORPG
IF my computer allows :
1) HL2
2) DOOM 3
Have fun fellas
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Movie Reviews
-Shark Tale
-The Incredibles
Haa i've watched The incredibles and Shark Tale. Just wanna say that The incredibles is quite nice. Very well animated and well ... it suits all the superhero fantasies we dream of during our childhood days very well. Shark Tale on the other hand ... isn't as nice as it sounds. Though like Finding Nemo, it revolves around a small plot, the idea of the plot is pretty boring and i would say unimaginative. Unlike Finding Nemo, it doesn't bring out excitement in seeing the little adventures of the different fishes in the movie. It simply revolves about a fish who wanted to be famous and got his chance by telling a big fat lie that it slays sharks. How lame can that be? Maybe it might please small kiddies but comapred to Pixar's Finding Nemo and The Incredibles, it still got alot of catching up to do in terms of having a good nice plot.
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10 Things to do after Thursday 0915 .
1) Get a hair cut
2) Find a cheap mp3 player. Hopefully iPod and Zen's prices would drop during fight to be de best. =D
3) Exercise. Gotta prepare myself 4 the worst [NS]
4) Go overseas. Maybe for a few days. Not to play. Would prefer sightseeing.
5) Get and learn a guitar fast.
6) Chalet. Already have 2. Hopefully there won't be any more
7) Create A RPG game/ or a Flash slideshow
8) Play Computer games ... yeaaaaaa [Looking for new MMORPG games]
9) Get a job. Partly for money. Partly for experience. Prefer a 1-3 day job
10) Bring my family to Church. Well well.
That is real something to look forward to. Only 1 month left in 2004. Hopefully i can complete all 10 items by end of next month. Truly its a race against time. All de best people ~!
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Well, taking my Biology Paper 3 this time. I was quite late at the start. Everyone was seated down already and i was like the only one still standing with my bag. I quickly fumbled through my files to get my pencil box, entry proof and other stuffs and tried to grab any seat i could find. Unfortunately this is A levels. Seating arrangement matters. I couldn't find my class. And then here, the Chief Examiner was like asking me to hurry up. Everyone was looking @ me. Gee its really embarassing. For a moment i was at a lost of what to do. And then, i saw Joel's Head and quickly rush to them cos my seat will be quite near them. I finally found my seat. IT was all the way in the front. Talk about close proximity with the teachers infront.
As i started doing the paper. I nearly faint at the first question. I was wondering did i miss out this topic? The first question was asking about parasites ... and they want a named parasite, its function and the visible features it has as rela...
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# 3 more to go
3 more papers to eventual freedom. I am pretty sad over my Maths paper. It was disaster. My stats is real cmi. Haiz. Anyway got my com back. That is i fix my com already. So i can start posting as usual now and do not have to rely on the snail-net speed com in school. All my docs, picts and MOVIES i first had is now all gone. Just the plain com and me.
We will make a difference.
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Men ................. seconds seems like hours ... days seems like centuries. Having completed almost half the battle, another half is just right there waiting for me.
Just had my Chem paper yesterday, and my bio paper this morning .... Everyone seems to give me a "hey, this is an easy paper." look. Well it isn't hard .... but i sure hope i did not do beneathe expectation. I just felt like i screw up on every paper. I am going to have Maths Paper 1 later and my brain is already half dead. That's why i feel that i should release some of my thoughts here ..............
I am really looking forward to the end. Not that end can bring absolute happiness. But at least my apprehension, anxiety, headache would lessen. Well i don't know what else to type. I seem to have alot of things to say b4 i blog but now .... nothing seems to be in my head. Is someone stealing my thoughts ?? Can;t be .. i have attained Jedi Level 3 mind block. Anyway .... those who are still ha...
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Men ... Guess where am I ?. I'm in school ..hahaa and the day after today will be another pivotal, paramount, crucial battle of the year .... for me that is. It's the battle of staying in the hall while writing essay in the midst of the the freezing temperature. It's the battle of creative juice. It's the battle of self - memory of the world affairs and things we learnt from our regular GP exam. Tomorrow is going to be an exciting day.
The past 2 days aren't very exciting. My computer is badly hit by stupid viruses. I reformatted my com on Sun because i found out that there are too much rubbish in it. And that i can remove all my games ini my computer so tht i can concentrate more on my work. Well i was greatly fustrated when installing Windows XP Service Pack 2, which promises many protections. The irony is the program doesn't provide a well enough coverage of protections. I visited the microsoft forum to find out why i can't install the service pack 2 ...
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Police find Huang Na's body
SINGAPORE - Police have found the body of 8-year-old Huang Na at Telok Blangah Hill Park.
Huang Na had been missing for three weeks.
Huang Na, a girl from China, had been missing for about three weeks and had been the subject of a massive search that stretched from Singapore to Malaysia.
A 22-year-old Penang man, Mr Took Leng How, has surrendered to Penang police and was brought back to Singapore last night. He was the last person seen talking to Huang Na before she disappeared on Oct 10 from the Pasir Panjang Wholesale Centre. Mr Took was a former colleague of Huang Na's mother at the Pasir Panjang Wholesale Centre and he had lived with both mother and daughter in the same flat previously. He is helping police with investigations. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Men what are this people after? She's just a kid. Why must she die at such a young age in a foreign land?
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Makeover in nearby Chinatown Food Centre
THIRTY-SIX years after it was built, the People's Park hawker centre, known for its yong tau foo, pig's organ soup and fried dumplings, will get a much-needed makeover.
Goodbye, Old Gates & Tiles
New refurbished toilets will replace these old ones located at the first floor of People's Park Centre. Work, to begin in March 2005, will take about a year to complete.
[adapted from Straits Times Interactive]
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Men i'll miss the good food but hey, by march i should be off to Army. So no worries for me =P. Hope they set up newer stores there when i am back 2 years later .. with my botak head of coruse.
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It's blogging time .. and yes i know i should be spending my time digging my books and going thru' TYS but hey, there is something really special today that i really wanna share. A feeling i have again since Emerge Conference. If you happen to read my blog, I should say that you got to read this. Not to just know my life, but know about some-things in life. Things that reputation, money and even plain proclamation of your faith can't buy.
Well like me start of by saying how my day went. Well yesterday night i got a hang-over. Dunno why but my whole week became very depressing. Especially after my Chemistry practical which was ... like what my previous post described. Totally urgh and puack . Life goes on. But my heart and mind just can't move on. Depression is famously described by my Church leaders as a black-hole equivalent; as a never ending dark tunnel that you just unknowningly[most of the time] fall in and get stuck in. It's like being deep beneathe in a ...
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I'm still sad. So i ask myself why did the chicken cross the road . Look what they replied ..
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Bill Cosby 's Answer:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.
Isaac Newton 's Answer:
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .
Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Muhammad Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
Steve Jobs 's (Apple) Answer:
Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wake up...
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Horrificadiciousisation
A simple word say its all. A simple word to describe a practical that i have take 6 hours ago. A simple word to express the anguish and urgh.. after 2 1/2 hours of pouring chemicals after chemicals and getting my hand all itchy when the chemicals happily erode my hand. Most of all i nearly finished my paper. So i'll lose some marks on the questions that i din do. On top of that, i tink someone fed me alcohol when i am asleep. I hallucinated at some part, and that hallucinated thought cos me ans the !@#!@#!@# 1st question totally wrongly. Marks just flew. Disappointment. I am really really disappointed.
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Yeaaaa ... i found my bible again. Yippee. Don't have to use my uncle's bible. =D and good news to All City Harvest members who lsoe their things regularly : they've finally packed the lost and found cupboard and so it is much easier to find you lost items. I nearly lose another thing in church today again. When will i start losing things :( ?
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It is true that every man has his price on Earth. Dunno what i am talking about? Good. Cos i am not sure too. Viva da Deska. The great battle of all history [in Jason's History Textbk] is coming. Tomorrow our great hero Jason will face his Alpha, his First Great battle of this time. There is no escaping. The prophesy will be fulfilled. Let's wish him all the best. Gampade Jason.
I have fought the good fight , I have finished the race , I have kept the faith
2Timothy 4:7
New King James Version.
" We must begin with the end in mind, for then, we will succeed . "
-Me-
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Well this might might be the last time i post for this 2 months ... A levels is coming and my 1st practical paper starts just next week. Goodness.
I just wanna say how God never fails to amaze me. Many a times he seems to be a distant God. But he sure knowss what i am thinking and provides solution to me in a time when you least expected to hear from Him. Yesterday's Cell group was great and i received alot of Rhema[word from God] word through the whole meeting. I was very compelled to Visualise and to Speak out my visions just like God did in Genesis. He spoke out this world which we are living in. Amazing isn't it? The message is simple. Desiring something calls for action. To bring our desires into the supernatural, we have to visualise that we've already acquire or complete what we want or desire. Secondly, we have to confess and rehearse that desire. Lastly we have to remember Faith is done by our works. As the saying goes Faith without work is dead. Action is requi...
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.............. Pictures of the day
Graduation pictures. Gee i really don't look good in photos. Really terrible. Guess the camera doesn't like me. haaa anyway like i said earlier, this are the photos of Graduation. There are more but aint sure when my friends are gonna upload.Too bad we cant get all our teachers together to take a nice nice one. The photos are all below.
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we will still be .. Friends Forever
This is it. Graduation. The day the school says "bye bye" to us. The day we all shared moments of our past adventures and precious memories. The day which we reflect what we have accomplish, what we have been through and the little happenings in college life.
The day began with Chapel [ our ususal friday routine - where we sit together; sing hymns ; listen to the message by the pastor ]. Our very last chapel. Normally i do not put lyrics here cos i have a lyrics site in my blog but for this time ... tink its better and more meaningful to type the lyrics here. I shall type 2 songs first :
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College hymn
Our Father by who servants
Our School was built of old
Whose hand hath crowned Thy children
with blessings manifold
For Thy unfailing mercies
Far strewn along our way
With all who passed before us
We praise Thy name today
They reaped not where they laboured
We reap what they hath sown
Our ...
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Gee it's pretty quiet in here. Guess i shouldn't be spending much time in here either. I am real happy , cos i got nice friends who celebrated my birthday this week. Juz wanna say thx for the cakes and surprises =O ... Well i always appreciate effort.. even if u know sometimes people can get blur and message me accidentally to tell me they are gonna celeb bday for me.... haa. Very funny. I pretended to be blur so as not to spoil the fun and everything went on quite well. Thx for the sms-es, greetings, presents n' cakes. Truly i am very grateful.
Well got alot of things i wanna blog but have to restrict myself till after A's. I am feeling kinda down now cos i feel helpless and as if there is something constantly pulling me down. :X Teddy bear[Terri-ble]. And lately, one of my friend msg me a very funny message. Says he is leaving and might not be coming back 4eva. I got kinda shock and abit worried since he always complains of his life problems. Well, i dunno. Just go...
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Today is a special Day.
On This Day: Friday, October 8, 2004
This is the 282nd day of the year, with 84 days remaining in 2004.
Holidays:
Feast day of St Simeon Senex, St Pelagia (or Margaret) the Penitent, St Demetrius, St Keyne, St Thaïs, St Marcellus, and St Reparata of Caesarea.
Peru: Day of the Navy.
Nepal: Gai Jatra.
Events
1085 - St Mark's Cathedral in Venice was consecrated.
1840 - King William I of Holland abdicates.
1862 - Union and Confederate forces fought at Perryville, Kentucky in a one-day battle that stopped the South's attempt to bring that border state into the Confederacy.
1871 - The Great Chicago Fire started after a cow reportedly kicks over a lantern in the barn of Mrs. O'Leary. Within hours, the strong winds engulfed the center of the city in flames and within three hours jumps the Chicago River. Damage was estimated at $200 million, 90,000 Chicagoans were made homeless, and at least 300 people died.
1871 - One of the most disastro...
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i will not be blogging much now cos its just 20 days to my next paper. Sighz. Anyway got something funny to share.
Haa Do u tink durian have eyes? Well, b4 i went out to cut my hair this morning, i saw this funny chinese local variety show. Dunno what it is. It explores the topic on durians and on one part of the show, participants have to open try to open the fresh durian with the equipment given. Sounds easy? Might be. I dunno. They provide hammer and a stake ... hmmm looks like those equipment vampire hyunters used to hunt the bat-looking monsters. And a medium size knife. Haa there was one part a caucasian was asked to open the durian. haa .. then this little funny young boy tried to open the durain using a hammer by smashing it repeatedly. haha very funny.
Then come this part when the guest of the show was asked some question. If i am not wrong the qn asked was whether durians have eyes. Then most contestants replied no except for this little lady who said durians have eye...
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Haa i am fascinated by the pictures below. Upload alotta pictures and just to say errr alittle abt this .. its very fun to upload pictures. haha i dunno y but it is very fun. Back to the subj.
Now i am gonna educate you guys about a exciting X-ray procedure i went thru' this morning.
Intravenous Urogram
This X-ray is totally different from all the X-rays i've done. I read about this X-ray examination online b4 i went for this procedure. More info @ : http://www.cgh.com.sg/health_public/pamphlet/x-ray/ivu_exam/ivu_exam.html . Let me take you through a magical journey h through this wonderful procedure.
Pre-Examination preparation :
Aw this is totally cool. First you have take this magical pill call Bisacodyltablets ( a laxative pill ). The purpose is to clear your bowels, intestines so that the X-ray machine can take wonderful snapshots of your urinary system. Did i mention this is a laxative pill? Participants have to take 2 pills 2 days b4 the screening and a...
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~*~DADDY'S TEN~*~
~*~RULES OF~*~
~*~DATING~* Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take ...