I'm still sad. So i ask myself why did the chicken cross the road. Look what they replied ..

Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Bill Cosby 's Answer:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.

Isaac Newton 's Answer:
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .

Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Muhammad Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Steve Jobs 's (Apple) Answer:
Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wake up calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood ..... (lots more crap) ...

Colin Powell 's Answer:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.

Darwin's Answer:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are
now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Moses's Answer:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:
That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Aristotle's Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx's Answer:
It was a historical inevitability.

Albert Einstein's Answer:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. "The principle of Relative-vity."

Immanuel Kant's Answer:
The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, aschickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history

Colonel Sanders' [KFC] Answer:
I missed one?


I got a feeling i shouldn't have ask.